Name’s Abigail Brighton, but don’t call me Abby or Abigail. I’m a scout for BLU, and I wouldn’t be here doing this crap normally, but I’m here for “disorderly conduct” or mouthing off to the administration or some stupid shit like that. So I gotta answer whatever you throw at me, even if it’s really dumb or nunayourbusiness. So whatever.
Better get asking.